Saturday, February 2, 2013

Marijuana Consultant Wanted for Washington State




     Well if this isn't the most interesting job opportunity out there for all marijuana activists right now then I'm not sure what is. A 'marijuana consultant', now that would be a badass job title to have....

"Hey what do you do for a living?"

"Oh, I'm the marijuana consultant for the state of Washington." 

     Of course they require that you are an expert at all things weed, in regards to growing, drying, testing, labeling, packaging, and even how it is cooked into brownies. So stop smoking away the day on your couch and get your resume together if you think you qualify to be the head marijuana legalization consultant in Washington State. You don't even need to have a clean record! In fact a pot-related conviction might even work in your favor! Oh and you better be prepared to fail a drug test too! Lmao! Stay medicated! 


GREENOMIX
grow, grind & prosper


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